Fantasy Football Team Names for 2025

Thursday, Jul 31, 2025 at 5:48 pm ET

So you've done your research, nailed your draft strategy, and snagged the perfect sleeper in Round 11. Now comes the real challenge - naming your fantasy football team.

Bijan MustardYou could go with something basic like Team Smith, but where's the fun in that? Whether you're a dad-joke enthusiast, a pun-loving fantasy vet, or just trying to make your league mates laugh so hard they forget to draft a kicker, we've got you covered.

Here are some of the coolest and funniest fantasy football team names for the 2025 season - complete with nods to current players, pop culture, and a healthy dose of ridiculousness.

Fantasy Football Team Names by Player

  1. Jayden Daniels: "Jayden and Confused"
    Perfect for managers who like dual-threat chaos and Dazed and Confused references.
  2. Puka Nacua: "Hakuna Puka"
    It means no worries - unless you're playing against him.
  3. Bijan Robinson: "Bijan Mustard"
    Pair this with a custom logo of a mustard bottle. Elite condiment-based branding.
  4. Lamar Jackson: "Action Jackson"
    Simple. Classic. Deadly - like Lamar's legs in open space.
  5. Christian McCaffrey: "Run CMC"
    Old school hip-hop + modern fantasy dominance = perfection.
  6. Justin Jefferson: "The Jeffersons"
    Movin' on up… the draft board and the leaderboard.
  7. Travis Kelce: "Kelce Lately"
    For the Swifties in your league who also happen to like winning.
  8. Brock Purdy: "Purdy Mouth Offense"
    Purdy good, Purdy strong, Purdy funny.
  9. Trey McBride: "The Princess McBride"
    As you wish - perfect for those with six fingers.
  10. Sam LaPorta: "LaPorta Potty"
    If you gotta go, you gotta go.
  11. Rashid Shaheed: "That's What Shaheed Said"
    It works even if you don't work in The Office.
  12. Shedeur Sanders: "When one Sedeur closes, another one opens"
    It kind of describes his situation, doesn't it?
  13. Cam Ward: "Carry On My CamWard Son"
    The song will get stuck in everyones heads (everyone older than 30 that is).
  14. Colston Loveland: "Loveland Island"
    If you're searching for love, perhaps you'll find it here.
  15. Tetairoa McMillan: "Show me your Tets"
    Maybe NSFW but just right depending upon the league.
  16. Dak Prescott: "Dak to the Future"
    Great Scott! Could this be the Cowboys year?
  17. Nick Chubb: "Hot Chubb Time Machine"
    Great Scott! Could this be the Cowboys year?

Pop Culture & Puns

  1. "Stranger ThIngs"
    Just hope your season doesn't end up in the Upside Down.
  2. "Golladay Inn Express"
    Even if Kenny Golladay isn't on a roster anymore, the name lives on forever.
  3. "Sherlock Mahomes"
    Elementary, my dear Watson - start Mahomes every week.
  4. "The Mandalorian Mooney"
    This is the way (unless Darnell Mooney drops your WR3 dreams).

Nerdy, But We Love It

  1. "Victorious Secret"
    Nothing to do with football. Everything to do with winning and confusing your coworkers.
  2. "99 Problems But a Bench Ain't One"
    Until bye weeks hit. Then everything is a problem.
  3. "League of Ordinary Gentlemen"
    The irony when you take the league trophy with a team full of waiver-wire heroes.

Custom Fantasy Nerds Suggestions

We asked our data team at Fantasy Nerds to generate names using AI + last year's top-scoring players. Here's what it came up with:

  1. "Zay Flowers for Algernon"
    For the English majors and WR enthusiasts.
  2. "Tank Dell-ivery Service"
    Guaranteed to blow up at least one week per month.
  3. "Hurts So Good"
    Because drafting Jalen Hurts is a pleasure and a privilege.
  4. "Fields of Dreams"
    "If you draft him, points will come." (Hopefully.)
  5. "Charbonn-Yeah!"
    For the fantasy manager who believes in Zach Charbonnet's breakout... eventually.
  6. "Baby Back Gibbs!"
    I want my baby back, baby back, baby back Gibbs.

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