Bryan Reynolds came upon a boy with a banjo on the porch of a rickety-old shack. The boy with the banjo looked like a 14-year-old version of the former MLB player, Johnny Dickshot, who was nicknamed Ugly, because if they called him by his last name, they'd be arrested in the 1930's. Since this wasn't Johnny Dickshot, but a smaller version of him, B. Reynolds called him Tiny Dickshot, and he played this song: Just looking into Tiny Dickshot's one good eye was said to curse a person, and Tiny Dickshot did curse B. Reynolds but, since he played for the Pirates, which is a curse in itself, it worked as a reverse jinx, and two negatives made it a positive for Bryan Reynolds (3-for-5, 6 RBIs) as he hit his 13th, 14th and 15th homer. After getting off to a very slow start, Reynolds is on pace for having his best power and speed season. Average (.258) is still below where you want it with him, but...I feel weird...What is this...Am I...liking Bryan Reynolds? I think I am. Yikes, maybe I've been cursed by Tiny Dickshot. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Bryan Reynolds homers three times in Pirates' 8-7 win
Bryan Reynolds hit three home runs in the Pittsburgh Pirates' road win vs. the Washington Nationals.
Bryan Reynolds has hit 3 home runs in DC this afternoon -- can he make it a record four? Watch a LIVE look-in as he bids for history.
Bryan Reynolds gets the Pirates on the scoreboard with a two-run home run in the top of the 1st inning against the Nationals